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Apprentice Sith Lord



Position Available Immediately:  
Apprentice Sith Lord, Dark Side Consulting Group

An unexpected position has opened up in the Dark Side Consulting Group for
an Apprentice Sith Lord.  The ideal candidate for this position would enjoy
galactic travel and possess a complete understanding of and competence in
the Force or demonstrate a willingness to learn.  

Duties include:
Performing competitive intelligence, hands-on intervention in support of
the Sith Master's planning initiatives, ability to travel the galaxy
widely, and operating a variety of laser-powered hand weapons and
high-powered space/air vehivles.  Some slaying of the enemies of the Dark
Side is also required, which may be performed by using the Force or hand
weapons.

Qualified applicants would possess good communications skills (especially
when speaking in menacing whispers), and would be action-oriented
individuals and risk takers.  A background in the study of the Force (light
or dark) is desirable, as would typically be acquired by those with
advanced degrees or significant coursework in Jedi Arts from the University
of Coruscant.

Applicants should also be familiar with holographic projection equipment,
possess a valid galactic pilot's license for all classes of ships, and must
show a willingness to give in to their hate.  A proven track record of
using fear and/or Jedi mind tricks to control others is also desirable as
is the ability to speak several galactic languages.

Ideal candidates for this position would also have no children or other
living relatives who are strong in the ways of the Force.  (A new hire
would be give several weeks to meet this requirement.) Compensation for
this position is commensurate with experience, and is extremely competitive
for the field.  Benefits include a generous severance package, a company
starship, and a dark-colored clothing allowance.

The Apprentice Sith Lord reports to and works closely with the Sith Master
and experience in such small, team-based organizations is vital to the
success of the Master's plans.  Discretion is also highly valued, as is the
ability to see the future before it happens.

Applications will be accepted through the end of August.  Transmit them
holographically to Jobs@darkside.com.

(Dark Side CG (tm) is a small and highly-focused organization founded a
long time ago.  Our core values reflect the short-term advantages of
harnessing hatred for institutional power and the long-term desirability of
controlling the galaxy.  We provide direction to our partner organizations
though knowledge management, incident control and our rapid on-site
intervention expertise.)


			Submitted by: Bruce Guthrie @ erols.com
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