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                DEFINITIONS BY GENDER
              - Submitted by TM Barnett
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THINGY (thing-ee) n.
female: Any part under a car's hood.
male:   The strap fastener on a woman's bra.

VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
female: Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
male:   Playing football without a helmet.

COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
female: The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's  partner.
male:   Scratching out a note before suddenly taking off for  a weekend
with the boys.

BUTT (but) n.
female: The body part that every item of clothing manufactured makes "look
bigger."
male:   what you slap when someone's scored a touchdown,  homerun, or goal.
Also good for mooning.

COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.
female: A desire to get married and raise a family.
male:   Not trying to pick up other women while out with one's girlfriend.

ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
female: A good movie, concert, play or book.
male:   Anything that can be done while drinking.

FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens)  n.
female: An embarrassing by-product of digestion.
male:   An endless source of entertainment, self-expression and male bonding.

MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
female: The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.
male:   Call it whatever you want just as long as we end up in bed.

REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
female: A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
male:   A device for scanning through all 75 channels every three minutes.
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