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Why did the chicken cross the road?



DR. SEUSS Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it 
with a toad? Yes! The chicken crossed the road, But why it 
crossed, I've not been told!

ERNEST HEMINGWAY To die. In the rain.

GRANDPA In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed 
the road. Someone told us that the chicken crossed the road, 
and that was good enough for us.

ARISTOTLE It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.

KARL MARX It was an historical inevitability.

SADDAM HUSSEIN This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and 
we were quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it.

CAPTAIN JAMES T. KIRK To boldly go where no chicken has 
gone before.

FOX MULDER You saw it cross the road with your own eyes. 
How many more chickens have to cross before you believe it?

FREUD The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken 
crossed the  road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.

BILL GATES I have just released eChicken 99, which will not 
only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important 
documents, and balance your checkbook--and Internet Explorer is 
an inextricable part of eChicken.

EINSTEIN Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road 
move beneath the chicken?

BILL CLINTON I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What 
do you mean by chicken? Could you define "chicken," please?

COLONEL SANDERS I missed one?
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