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 "Those who cast the votes decide nothing.
 Those who count the votes decide everything."
 -Joseph Stalin

 Don't Blame Me - I voted for Gore ... I Think

 UNPRESIDENTED!

 If God Meant Us to Vote, He Would Have Given Us Candidates

 Jews for Buchanan

 What popular vote?

 I voted - Didn't matter

 My parents retired to Florida and all I got was this lousy President

 Disney gave us Mickey, Florida gave us Dumbo

 DON'T THROW AWAY YOUR VOTE........
 LET KATHERINE HARRIS DO IT FOR YOU

 Who is this Chad guy and why is he pregnant.

 Bush trusts the people, but not if it involves counting.

 Now do you understand the importance of user-testing?

 To you I'm a drunk driver; to my friends, I'm presidential material!

 One person, one vote (may not apply in certain states)

 I DIDN'T VOTE FOR HIS DADDY EITHER

 IT AIN'T OVER 'TIL YOUR BROTHER COUNTS THE VOTES

 The election can't be broken. We just fixed it.

 The skies (wheeze) of Texas (cough) are upon you! (choke)

 Banana Republicans

 The last time somebody listened to a Bush, folks 
 wandered in the desert for 40 years

 Campaign spending: $184,000,000.
 Having your little brother rig the election for you: Priceless.

George W. Bush: The President Quayle We Never Had
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